I think KatForce5 won the first caption contest, the prize will be forthcoming.
Now it's your turn to shine!
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Laters!
10 comments:
#3: Better dead than red.
#1 "I'll untie yours, if you untie mine."
#2 Please don't finger weg me.
#3 "I am ML's red evil twin! You will love me!"
#4 "Um, can we trade?"
#5 You'd have no shame if you had to wear a bright green bandana. (Hmm... ML seems to have a penchant for animals humiliated by their owners'/commercial producers' apparel choices.)
#6 ~Did you ever have to make up your mind...~
#7 Even the garbage can is shedding it's clothes. Chippendales are toooo HOT!
#1: Two goats enter. One goat leaves.
#3: Red Lyin'
#4: That balloon is bigger than a cash register. Cha-ching!
#5: talk about jail bait!
#6: Two roads diverged...and I took the one with the Whopper, and that has made all the difference.
#7: Oscar the Crotch
#1 What happens in Bratislava, stays in Bratislava
#2 Finger Weg, von unseren kindern--translation--Children, nature's punching bag!
#3 Ve are alvays vatching you, American svine!
#4 At Bratislava's International Airport, testing begins on alternative fuel sources.
#5 same as #1
#6 Guess who won the cold way biatches!
#7 fired from his job teaching, ML does the the only other thing he knows.
--JL
#3 One man who won't be missin' no Tookie Williams. Bloods for Life Homes!
Correction--It is supposed to be "Guess who won the cold war (sic) biatches!"
These are just the kind of hard hitting comments I've been hoping for. An important correction; those goats are not from Bratislava, but from Luska. I guess it is easy to make that mistake.
#1: Goat 1 to Goat 2: "Well I want an answer by the end of the day.... I'll be in my office."
#2: Finger Weg: A Child-Shaming Good Time.
#3: After only a month and a half, Mike decided it was high time to leave the opium den.
#4: In Vienna, young women are given differently-sized yellow balloons in proportion to how much they hate their fathers.
#5: Most people don't know that a dog's inner monologue consists of skat music ("Dwee-dow, dat dat dwee-dow....") and continual drum solos.
#6: Sadly, neither sell schnitzel.
#7: Oskar das Grouch still coming to terms with the arrival of the decadent West.
#1: "In Kazakhstan we say God, Man, Horse, Goat, Woman, Rat."
#2: I bet if you slicked hair back she would look even younger.
#3: "I'm sorry, but this mood lighting doesn't make me want to make out with you either."
#4: Nice Balls.
#5: "There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog."
#6: Vincent: And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Presov?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the &*%! a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Umsatzrekord mit einem Jahresnettoumsatz.
#7: Nice Balls.
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